First in a new series of exciting and most importantly, easy posts. Tunes in no particular order.

It has to be said, nay shouted loud and proud, that I was AM A HUGE DEXY’S FAN and if there has ever been one song consistently in my top ten timeless tunes, it is this song. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the my first ever embedded post - the Celtic Soul Brothers and the unique voice talents of Kevin Rowland from one that is still strongly devoted.

Dexy’s Midnight Runners - Geno

Me, the clubs of Brighton and a black woollen hat, there’s only one band to blame!

It has to be said that here, at this blog, I haven’t been wasting a whole lot of words. Do I ever? (Rhetorical) That’s because I’m busy wasting them all on my dissertation. Seven days and it’s all over and what a blessed relief. I don’t think ten thousand words have ever fell harder from a pen or, you know, been word processed. Same difference.

If you’re in England, you should do this because contemporary evolution is cool and snail hunting is all the rage. Who needs bungee jumping? Seriously, it’s far more dangerous than you might think… stepping on logs that bounce up and hit you in face! Thorns in the bum! Not to mention the big ugly slugs you happen upon. And. Losing your way in the wood! Now that’s adventure. Go on, take a picnic.

I took Wolverine with me. He tries hard but he gets a little over enthusiastic.

Dr. Henry ‘Hank’ Pym’s discovery of a rare group of subatomic particles allowed him to invent a size-altering formula, which gave him the power to shrink to the size of an insect. However, his greatest asset is his huge intellect, Dr. Hank Pym alias Ant-Man is a scientific genius of the highest order with expertise in the fields of quantum physics, robotics, cybernetics, artificial intelligence, biochemistry, and even entomology.

Let’s join him as he prepares to fight a monster from outer space. After filling the shells of a 12-gauge shotgun with a specially prepared anti-monster antidote, Pym and his assistant Wasp Girl get down to the logistics of battle.

Er… but Dr Pym. Why don’t you just change back to man size and carry the gun yourself? No? You don’t want to do it like that? You want to use your powers. Okaaaaaaay.

Fine. I’m sure you know what you’re doing.

That’s right Wasp. You shut your dumb girly mouth. Pym knows what he’s doing.

Alternatively, you could just change back to man size and pull the trigger? But no! Because Dr. Hank Pym is not only a genius. He’s a stubborn genius.